chuckpalahniuk:

Take a bite off the cover for Chuck Palahniuk’s upcoming novel BEAUTIFUL YOU!
Today, we’re happy to bring you the Warhol-esque cover for Chuck Palahniuk’s upcoming novel Beautiful You! We also have an official description listed on its Amazon page:

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more … Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka “Climax-Well,” a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan’s most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What’s not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell’s plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?

Beautiful You is scheduled to be released by Doubleday on October 21, 2014. Amazon is saying the book clocks in at 240 pages. The tagline for the book? "A billion husbands are about to be replaced."
Pre-order Beautiful You today!

chuckpalahniuk:

Take a bite off the cover for Chuck Palahniuk’s upcoming novel BEAUTIFUL YOU!

Today, we’re happy to bring you the Warhol-esque cover for Chuck Palahniuk’s upcoming novel Beautiful You! We also have an official description listed on its Amazon page:

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more … Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka “Climax-Well,” a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan’s most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What’s not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell’s plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?

Beautiful You is scheduled to be released by Doubleday on October 21, 2014. Amazon is saying the book clocks in at 240 pages. The tagline for the book? "A billion husbands are about to be replaced."

Pre-order Beautiful You today!

posted 43 minutes ago with 166 notes via chuckpalahniuk

Ned Nickerson was Nancy’s boyfriend. He was handsome, bright and wonderfully funny. So why did Nancy’s heart skip a beat when she looked at Frank Hardy? It was the craziest thing! - The Last Resort

Oh gee, Nan, I don’t know, why?

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ladiesloveloki:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

posted 9 hours ago with 85,406 notes via emergefromashes
sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

posted 11 hours ago with 29,386 notes via piper-perabo

based on the answers I’ve got my OTPs should be

  1. Sam and Jules
  2. Sam and Jules
  3. Sam and Jules
  4. Sam and Jules
  5. Sam and Jules
  6. Sam and Jules
  7. Sam and Jules
  8. Sam and Jules
  9. Sam and Jules
  10. Sam and Jules

I’m insulted people I’m not that obvious.

posted 11 hours ago with 8 notes
insomniabug asked:
(AAAAH lol, I thought I got there first!) LUKE AND GAIL!

1. Sam and Jules

2. Luke and Gail (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

posted 11 hours ago with 1 note
team-striker-eureka asked:
top 10 tops oh god I only know one. Jules and Sam... and.. Spencer and crossword puzzles... um.. Natasha and Clint. Those are all I have

SPENCER AND CROSSWORD PUZZLES. I didn’t think of that, but now I think I ship it.

posted 11 hours ago with 2 notes
davissbloome asked:
Sam/Jules. Isn't that the most important one anyway? :D

Yes :D but it’s already named haha. I’m so obvious.

posted 11 hours ago
insomniabug asked:
SAM AND JULES

Blame Haley, she got that first D:

posted 11 hours ago with 1 note
cassidyswan asked:
SAM AND JULES

because it’s so difficult to figure out.

1. Sam and Jules.

posted 11 hours ago with 3 notes